Jackie-F's definitions

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'

I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

scuff

A fight - noun. To fight - verb.

Don't give it. You wanna scuff? Let's have it

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

fun and games

Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality

How you doin'?
Oh, I'm really busy at the moment. It's all fun and games...!

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

let's have it

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say

What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

bust

To pull a member of the opposite sex.

Did you bust her?
So hard I've got a blister on my cock!

I haven't busted in months, my balls are aching and I'm on the verge of freak-out. The pages of my jazz-mags are stuck together, there's no use left in them!

by Jackie-F October 2, 2005

laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005