Jackie's definitions

Greasy Sanchez

When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.

Also see Greasy Rosita.

It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.

by jackie June 10, 2003

ounkin

ounkin- noun; pronounced (oon-kin)a boy normally exhibiting studly characteristics. This word's orgin reaches back to an online typo in mid 2006. It is most commonly used as a petname

My Mr. Sugar ounkin left me all by myselllllllffff
because the gestapo was going to burn his father.

by jackie September 3, 2008

Fire

An amazing song by Jimi Hendrix. Damn right.

"Jimi Hendrix is sweet."

by Jackie January 18, 2005

ISPC

Noun
Internet Sexual Predator Crab
Origins: ATNW

Someone post the ISPC!!!!

by jackie June 7, 2004

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003

so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 19, 2003

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 1, 2003