Jackie's definitions

armpit

a body part that is usally tickled.

Bobby held Susies arms up while Dan tickled her arpits.

by jackie March 12, 2005

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003

so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 19, 2003

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 1, 2003

unconditional love

Love no matter what, under all circumstances.

How Vinnie said he wanted to love me..

by Jackie May 13, 2005

dumb

used to emphasize somethin

"that song is dumb good!"
"look at ashanti..shes dumb hot!"
"fuckin wiggers, they be dumb stupid!"

by jackie December 29, 2004

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003