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wootzers

a word that can be used when excited, happy, or experiencing other feelings of nirvana. can be used in place of words such as "awesome!" or "yippee!" etc.
mary: i got an A on my algebra test
jackie: wootzers!
by Jackie August 19, 2003
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quick draw

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.
One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.
by Jackie May 13, 2005
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ounkin

ounkin- noun; pronounced (oon-kin)a boy normally exhibiting studly characteristics. This word's orgin reaches back to an online typo in mid 2006. It is most commonly used as a petname
My Mr. Sugar ounkin left me all by myselllllllffff
because the gestapo was going to burn his father.
by jackie September 3, 2008
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1 min man

when some one dosent last long!!
when spidy dosent last long!!!!you know who im talking about!!!!!!1
by jackie June 12, 2003
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T-Dub

Go T-dub
by Jackie October 30, 2003
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Greasy Sanchez

When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.

Also see Greasy Rosita.
It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.
by jackie June 10, 2003
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so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him
if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
by Jackie December 19, 2003
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