Jackie's definitions

Fire

An amazing song by Jimi Hendrix. Damn right.

"Jimi Hendrix is sweet."

by Jackie January 18, 2005

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003

quick draw

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.

One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.

by Jackie May 13, 2005

wootzers

a word that can be used when excited, happy, or experiencing other feelings of nirvana. can be used in place of words such as "awesome!" or "yippee!" etc.

mary: i got an A on my algebra test
jackie: wootzers!

by Jackie August 19, 2003

Fotch

Pubic Region With Krabs (the std)

Brian Rasiak

by Jackie April 2, 2004

oooh yeah

When a man is sticking his dick in a womans virgina she screams oooh yeah.

oooh yeah baby harder.

by Jackie May 13, 2005

mouth

a girl or bird who talks too much with too much common slang

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"allright kidda laaaaaaaaaar"
"alright lid"

by jackie July 11, 2004