Jack324's definitions

The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

by Jack324 January 16, 2009

as is

The way things currently are, the status quo.

"As is, we're already struggling to make ends meet. If you lose you're job, we'll be doomed"

"I'm fine with the festival line-up as is, any more bands will just be icing on the cake"

by Jack324 May 23, 2008

wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.

"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."

by Jack324 January 9, 2008

crownids

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.

"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?

by Jack324 June 11, 2007

shuckleberries

A variation of shucks. Used to express mild to moderate disappointment, but with a cute twist on it.

"Hey, Alexandra, I'm sorry but I can't come to your birthday party on Saturday."
"Really? Aww, shuckleberries."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.

"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."

by Jack324 May 17, 2007

Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

by Jack324 March 19, 2008