Jack Meoff's definitions

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

Jack Meoff

A godamn sexy name.

by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

chinkstas

Chinese gangstas

I got my ass shot my some chinkstas the other day.

by Jack Meoff April 20, 2003

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

SPD

Is and abbreviation for silent but deadly which usaully relates to a silent expulshin of methane gases and has terrible oder and hang time

Ohh what smells i didnt even here it comming

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

rappist

a man who can bust some tight ass ryhmes as well as bustin someone in the ass

he is rappist

by jack meoff November 13, 2003

ETL

A gang who calls themselves Escape The Law
They spray their tag everywhere and pretend like they do drugs and drink but when you ask them they deny belonging. They are from Woodinville Washington so they automatically arent a real gang.
Any faggot who wears a talltee is considered ETL

ETL is gay and so are all its members.

by Jack Meoff June 20, 2006