Jack Meoff's definitions

tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

ETL

A gang who calls themselves Escape The Law
They spray their tag everywhere and pretend like they do drugs and drink but when you ask them they deny belonging. They are from Woodinville Washington so they automatically arent a real gang.
Any faggot who wears a talltee is considered ETL

ETL is gay and so are all its members.

by Jack Meoff June 20, 2006

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

SPD

Is and abbreviation for silent but deadly which usaully relates to a silent expulshin of methane gases and has terrible oder and hang time

Ohh what smells i didnt even here it comming

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

electric sex

adj: 1sexy 2when something eminates sex or exudes an unlimited amount of attractiveness 3 las vegas 4 when a chick uses a vibe

damn that chick is electric sex

by jack meoff December 26, 2004

chinkstas

Chinese gangstas

I got my ass shot my some chinkstas the other day.

by Jack Meoff April 20, 2003