Jack De's definitions

AssSwipe

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.

Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!

by Jack De October 19, 2008

Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.

Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

You're Such a Dek!

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'

Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani

by Jack De October 18, 2008

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Xbox 360

The most superior of the next- gen game consoles available on the Australian market.

Do you own an Xbox 360?
Yeah! It is the most superior of all consoles.

by Jack De October 17, 2008

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 9, 2008