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Definitions by Jack De

Like a Sturgeon 

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.
Like a Sturgeon by Jack De October 18, 2008

Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.
Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.
Blockbusted by Jack De October 18, 2008

All Gays are Gay 

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.
Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!
All Gays are Gay by Jack De October 18, 2008
A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.
Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)
Eshlays by Jack De October 18, 2008

Scientologist 

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
Scientologist by Jack De October 18, 2008

Scientologist 

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
Scientologist by Jack De October 18, 2008

Dicktron 

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.
Dicktron by Jack De October 18, 2008