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by Jack De March 2, 2009
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Get the AssSwipe mug.Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Get the Ballchinnian mug.When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
by Jack De October 9, 2008
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When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
by Jack De October 16, 2008
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