Jack De's definitions

Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De October 8, 2008

Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

by Jack De January 23, 2009

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Like a Sturgeon

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

wangstalicious

A person who invents a fake persona (usually a Rapper) or (eshay) and hangs around in a group, wearing 'G- unit bandanas', '50c bling' and believes they are gangstalicious. And they are truly the opposite.

Guy 1:Wow, they're Ganstalicious!
Guy 2: Fudge off! They're wanna bees, friggin wangstalicious if you ask me.
Eshay/Lad: Whaaaaat mate! I will a call a cuzzins on ya. They'll fully bash you bro.
........... What mate.

by Jack De October 17, 2008