Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.
Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.
by Jack De August 30, 2008
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Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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Sagallicious

A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.
Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
by Jack De September 22, 2007
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Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.
Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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