Jack De's definitions

Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.

Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Sagallicious

A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.

Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

wangstalicious

A person who invents a fake persona (usually a Rapper) or (eshay) and hangs around in a group, wearing 'G- unit bandanas', '50c bling' and believes they are gangstalicious. And they are truly the opposite.

Guy 1:Wow, they're Ganstalicious!
Guy 2: Fudge off! They're wanna bees, friggin wangstalicious if you ask me.
Eshay/Lad: Whaaaaat mate! I will a call a cuzzins on ya. They'll fully bash you bro.
........... What mate.

by Jack De October 17, 2008

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De October 9, 2008

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

by Jack De January 23, 2009

Ballchinnian

A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.

-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!

by Jack De April 24, 2008