Jack De's definitions

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Dicktron

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.

Tom Cruise lived happily ever after on the planet, Dicktron.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Xbox 360

The most superior of the next- gen game consoles available on the Australian market.

Do you own an Xbox 360?
Yeah! It is the most superior of all consoles.

by Jack De October 17, 2008

AssSwipe

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.

Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!

by Jack De October 19, 2008

Blockbusted

When you are caught robbing a Blockbuster Video store.

Guy 1: So did you really steal that video last night?
Guy 2: Nah, I got Blockbusted.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009