14 definitions by Jack Daniels 2011
The homihore at the doctor's office messed up my bill to keep me from realizing that the doctor is gay.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 3, 2011
After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011
Rule that states that a gay male at 18 starts worrying what people think about him, at 40 stops worrying what people think about him, and at 60 realizes no one was thinking about him the whole time.
If I had known about the 18/40/60 Rule at age eighteen, I would have understood the changes I saw in my peers.
by Jack Daniels 2011 November 2, 2011
I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 30, 2011
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011
Knowing you drank last night the feedback whore says, "Yo, what a beautiful morning. What time is it?"
by Jack Daniels 2011 September 28, 2011