Jace's definitions

Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

nugget

a light hearted and universal put down

You are taking too long u stupd little nugget

by Jace March 21, 2005

gigglewater

Alcohol hidden in Kool Aid So you can sneak it past security.

Harry snuck the Gigglewater intro the theater.

by Jace August 11, 2003

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

Moma Chi Zebra

1) An Italian sugar company that produces the finest sugar in Eurasia. All othr sugars are lame, it puts them all to shame! It's delicious.
2) a Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective or Adverb that just..means nothing in general.

1) I made these cookies with Moma Chi Zebra!
2) Moma Chi Zebra HAS YOU!

by Jace December 7, 2003

drift

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. there several ways to execute this manuver, from using the e-brake to send thet car into a controlled slide to using the cars own inertia to keep one moving foward in direction while power sliding.
also is a side effect of whatching Initial D.

"He is a tak wannabe, he screwed is drift and got himself wraped around a tree.

by Jace March 21, 2005

shame

1. Being a Packer fan
2. Lying about what really happened
3. Punching walls cause "I'M DRUNK"

Bryan is the queen of shame.

by Jace June 9, 2003