Jacaranda's definitions

Leab

(v.) To leave. But more specifically, to leave abruptly in a childish huff - often accompanied by a self-indulgent speech about how everyone around the "leaber" made them do it.

Chad told them they weren't worth his time anymore and that he was going to leab the group.

by Jacaranda March 22, 2019

Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?

Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.

They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Yard Bull

A railroad police officer. Often just referred to as a "Bull" by tramps, hobos, and graffiti artists. Their job is to secure rail yards and prevent theft from or damage to railroad property.

When riding the rails, you have to look out for the local Yard Bull.

by Jacaranda January 6, 2008

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008

Zukk

A Zukk is a censored removal of prohibited content (most commonly nudity) off of Facebook.

It's short for "Zuckerberg" referring to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. He is seen as the "big brother" figure if the website, the all benevolent guiding hand that protects us all from lewd and unsavory content.

Having your prohibited content removed from Facebook is known as "getting Zukked."

It can also mean getting a temporary or permanent ban from the website for violating terms of service.

Don't show your nipples, or your photo will get the Zukk!

My friend got Zukked off Facebook for harassment.

by Jacaranda September 11, 2019