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Leab

(v.) To leave. But more specifically, to leave abruptly in a childish huff - often accompanied by a self-indulgent speech about how everyone around the "leaber" made them do it.
Chad told them they weren't worth his time anymore and that he was going to leab the group.
by Jacaranda March 22, 2019
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Ice Cold Phatties

Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."

The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.
Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!
by Jacaranda November 7, 2021
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Greeder

(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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Coldplayed

The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.

Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."

They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
Did you hear Jeffrey got Coldplayed at the Lakers game last night and now he's getting a divorce?
by Jacaranda July 19, 2025
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Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Jacaranda March 6, 2021
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box lock

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
by Jacaranda December 6, 2006
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Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Jacaranda March 12, 2021
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