JUice's definitions

Hooph

Hooph is a person that is really ugly

Dalton has a Hooph Girlfriend

by Juice October 27, 2004

cambonics

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

by Juice January 27, 2005

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick

"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"

by JUice March 20, 2003

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

VFS

VFS is an acronym for the action of Violent Fist Shaking. Violent Fist Shaking is also closely related to Violent Dink Shaking, VDS. Violent Fist Shaking is the rapid movement of one's fist in a back-and-forth motion, often accompanied by the shouting of "Yesssss!"

In instant messaging *VFS* can be used to signify the users action. *VFS* can also be accompanied by "Yesssss!"

The action of VDS can also be used in place VFS.

1. Yesssss!

In instant messaging:
2. <Dink> Yesssss! *VFS*

by Juice March 2, 2005

andronicus

A man that can't be beaten at anything or a very skilled athletic man who dominates every venture he sets himself to do

A man describe to have the following attributes, the powers of superman the mind of a savant with the social skills of a super spy in any given situation

John; I hate playing with him or against him but more against him
Sam; why

John; he is an Andronicus like the rain man meets superman meets 007

by Juice July 17, 2014