JP's definitions

thaggimp

one who is thugg, agg and a pimp

JP is thaggimp

by JP November 2, 2003

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004

claytheism

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.

by JP December 3, 2002

Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb

Your shirt is so Juntti

by JP July 16, 2003

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

by jp November 30, 2003