JP's definitions

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005

GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)

"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.

by JP December 6, 2004

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

by jp October 27, 2003

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005