JP's definitions

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

wHFS

One of the biggest radio stations in the DC/Metropolitan area. Launched many no-name bands into MTV stardom. Broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a crappy salsa station by the evil Infinity Radio corporation.

The legendary 99.1 wHFS, the TRUE alternative...

by JP January 13, 2005

thaggimp

one who is thugg, agg and a pimp

JP is thaggimp

by JP November 2, 2003

claytheism

A religion where you make things out of clay (usually ash trays). This religion is a cover religion used to distract others from ones actual beliefs that may not be main stream (I.E. Wicca.) This is particularly useful during conversations with in-laws and other large groups of intolerant people.
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No, I am into claytheism.

by JP December 3, 2002

snooka

a home boy or bro

"what up snooka" if you were sayin that to a friend or someone close

by jp October 27, 2003

disdig

A phrase that has been coined on the movie "Kids" by Larry Clark.

this dick

"Hey, do you got disdig?" -- you.
"What is disdig?" -- clerk.
"DO YOU GOT DISDIG!?" -- you.
"What is disdig!?" -- clerk.
"THIS DICK MOTHER FUCKA!?" -- you.
walk away with your friend who just jacked a 40

by jp March 9, 2005

hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

by JP May 13, 2005