JP's definitions

blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

by JP November 7, 2003

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

by JP June 27, 2004

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.

Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!

by jp January 26, 2005

soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

by JP May 8, 2004

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004