JP's definitions

yo-dog

(noun) More politically correct term that red-necks use for the punk-ass thugs who are known to hang out at movie theaters and malls in large quantities and also known to greet each other with "Yo dawg!". Males can be identified by the pants they wear around their knees and females of this variety tend to not wear pants (for very long).

Man I don't go to Regency Mall anymore, they got too many yo-dogs up thar.

by JP January 16, 2005

GFT

Gods fuck toy.

Man, that kid is a GFT.

by JP December 22, 2003

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by jp January 22, 2005

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004

baba ganoosh

this word is what u yell when u are lost in the woods or in distress. it is a drunken call to ur friends for help.

(person 1 yelling) yooo where are u guys at man???
(person 2 responds with) Baba Ganoosh!!!
(person 1) baba Ganoosh!!!

by JP January 14, 2005

wHFS

One of the biggest radio stations in the DC/Metropolitan area. Launched many no-name bands into MTV stardom. Broadcasted for 36 years until it was suddenly and tragically changed into a crappy salsa station by the evil Infinity Radio corporation.

The legendary 99.1 wHFS, the TRUE alternative...

by JP January 13, 2005