JOSH's definitions

lez

Two females that are are atracted to eack other.

O dani rub my cold perky nipples.

by josh November 28, 2003

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

She Got A dick

When a girl has a dick and you dont know or dont care

HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DICK! THIS SUCKS

Who Cares If She Got A Dick WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!

by Josh June 30, 2004

fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

nug

The only type of Marijuanna any person should smoke!

What kinda bud is that man?....Its some dank ass nug!

by Josh September 7, 2003

Kui

n. One sexy beast. Someone who is sexy. A sexy person.

v. The act of being sexy.

Am I kui, or am I kui?

by Josh March 30, 2005

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003