JOE's definitions

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

dnndtt

A narcissist. One who always trys to impress others with boring tales of what they've done.

see rednndtt

That guy thinks he is such a dnndtt

by Joe September 23, 2004

Celestial

a HOT!! chick, often times refer to as an angel from above

that chick is so celestial

by Joe November 24, 2004

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005

sakar

n. one who is overly pretentious, a faker. From tribal Indian "se CAR", meaning "one who is fake". A term once used to describe foreigners who would attempt to trade by trying to imitate the Indians

"Look at him, trying so hard to impress by being someone he's not. He's such a sakar."

by Joe March 31, 2005

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003