JOE's definitions

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

pegged

a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman

Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.

by Joe June 28, 2004

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

adrenaline

Substance secreted by the body when someone is experiencing fear,excitement...makes the heart beats faster and slows digestion..normally dogs can smell it that`s why they attack when feared.

-I was excited,everybody was screaming the adrenaline was pumping I jumped and caught the rim..
-The fans were jubilant, raucous, their adrenaline running high

by joe February 8, 2005