JOE's definitions

Loser

Not a winner.

I won. You lost. You are a loser.

by joe December 15, 2002

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

dnndtt

A narcissist. One who always trys to impress others with boring tales of what they've done.

see rednndtt

That guy thinks he is such a dnndtt

by Joe September 23, 2004

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003