JO's definitions

simkaka

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

by jo April 25, 2005

Munt

abbreviated version of munter, a more extreme version of minger. A highly unattractive person, in both looks and a boring personality

my blind date last night was a complete munter, it sure was heavy going.

by jo December 28, 2003

pozzing

When someone gets off on trying to get aids.

I was pretty grossed out when I heard about pozzing

by Jo July 21, 2003

Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

On a Rob Roll

Where a person can consume a large amount of alcohol, usually wine, and suddenly become unusually good at whatever activity the person is performing/participating in. This does not include drunken 'relations' with another person as this is impossible following alcohol binging or with a person who is a 2 pint rob.

Bloody hell he's drunk 6 mini bottles of wine and bowled his tenth strike!

by Jo June 9, 2004

HUBRIS

something like a scheme

Dean: Can anyone define the word Hubris
Mike: Is it like a scheme?

by Jo October 6, 2004

Caribou

Look at Potski !

Also the animal Caribou (from canada, a bigh horses with corns on da head !)

Waouw ! So caribou !
Hey watch ! Caribou spammed a other time :D

by Jo September 2, 2003