JO's definitions

platch

To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.

'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'

by Jo July 26, 2004

dying

to slowly come near to death

I am dying of cancer

by Jo April 23, 2005

emeril

The act of saying garlic, salt, or essence (alone or in combination) and causing everyone around you to riot.

Police blame emeriling for the smashed windows and looted stores downtown yesterday.

by Jo May 28, 2003

NASCAR

The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.

NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing

by Jo August 8, 2003

bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.

Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake

by Jo March 12, 2004

Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

pozzing

When someone gets off on trying to get aids.

I was pretty grossed out when I heard about pozzing

by Jo July 21, 2003