JO's definitions

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

gong

1.An overaged slut who goes about f*#&$@^ every scrawny boy she can get her hands on.
2. A wrinkly cock

1. watch out for dem gongs out der, ya here
2. man, dat guys gong is just right for thatpigeon

by jo November 15, 2003

hypocrisy

1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.

All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.

by Jo November 21, 2003

mew

awhen you don't understand something
bwhen something is scary

a answer the question = 'mew?'
b scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

by Jo November 24, 2003

mohawk

the hottest hair cut around. mainly for punks

my dream guy is a mohawk guy!

by jo November 29, 2003

Merge

to move over
to go somewhere

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?

by Jo November 29, 2003

derad

its a cocksucker or Blow Job

your mom gave me a derad

by Jo December 8, 2003