JO's definitions

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

snazzy

to be well dressed, have really stylish clothes on and generally look good

wow, those earrings are looking a bot snazzy

by jo December 28, 2003

Gelper

Male leg hair. Usually long and disgusting.

1-His gelper was so long, he could comb it.

2-It had been so long since she shaved her legs, it looked like she had gelper

by Jo January 1, 2005

toetally

jo's version of totally (see totally)

NO WAY!TOETALLY! hah u believe i talk like that u moron

by jo March 25, 2005