JO's definitions

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

I like you for who you are

Something usually between a dating couple or close friends, said to explain that they appreciate, like/love one for their true personality, not possessions or fake personality

Tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time he told me earnestly, "I like you for who you are."

by jo May 31, 2004

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

Designated Bouffant

An area of high priority

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'

by Jo November 3, 2004

toetally

jo's version of totally (see totally)

NO WAY!TOETALLY! hah u believe i talk like that u moron

by jo March 25, 2005