tough beans!

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”
by JMC70 July 13, 2020
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moon

to bend over and bare the rump to someone as a sick joke. Also,as a noun,a bared rump exposed as a sick joke.
"A jacket is better than an overcoat,because you can moon people with your coat on, that way!" said Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons.

"Oh,come on! We're not mooning you,we're only showing you where poo comes from,little kid!" exclaimed David,Greg,and Mel,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons to the little kid. They really were mooning the child.
by JMC70 December 14, 2016
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homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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laborer

Someone who does hard,fast-paced jobs for a living. Forklift drivers and automated technicians would be considered laborers.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Ulysees,Harun,Harold,Harvey,Hayden,Lincoln,Herman,Jason,Fargo and Theo all work as laborers at ES3.
by JMC70 October 21, 2017
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button your lip

"Kenny,Kevin,Harun,Jamie,Jim,Matt,Matt,Robert,Hayden,Hakeem,Harvey,Bill,Tom,Fargo,Theo,Uriah and Ulysees,because none of you have liability insurance,you all may wear a baseball cap and winter jacket! Nothing impressive or popular! So just button your lipsand live with it!
by JMC70 March 11, 2018
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tackle

A physical struggle at close quarters,usually in such a case where someone in authority wins to punish his/her subordinate.
"Uriah,give me back my medal immediately,or else you and I are going to have a tackle!" warned Brock.
by JMC70 February 18, 2017
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Hwhy?

Used as an emphatic way of saying Why? to emphasize that the one being spoken to will never get anywhere. This even has a way of provoking them.
Tom: “Todd, would you like to trade your plain snow hat, deerstalker hat and overcoat for my pompon snow hat, baseball cap and jacket?”

Todd: “Hwhy?”
Tom: (provoked)“Because I hate my mediocre winter gear and want to wear impressive winter gear!”
by JMC70 February 10, 2020
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