JMC70's definitions

Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

She loves me,she loves me not

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

by JMC70 December 24, 2016

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite recreation is strolling around in their boxer shorts, or in underwear. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxers. They have even made some videos on themselves in their boxers: Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, wild hair, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, and finally Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 February 9, 2020

disc jockey

An announcer of recorded songs on the radio or at a dance. Also,as a verb,to work as a disc jockey. This term may be abbreviated as DJ in either the noun or verb sense.

Jamie is the most popular disc jockey on the local radio station; he has such a great voice for it. He also disc jockeys at various dances,including wedding receptions.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

sledging

The winter recreation of sliding downhill in a cardboard box. It is done standing up inside the box,either alone or by multiple people. It was a forerunner to sledding many years ago.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Tom,Bill,Uriah,Hayden,Fargo,and Theo all enjoy sledging during the holiday season.

by JMC70 June 17, 2017

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

frown

The famous facial expression of annoyance or anger by quirking the corners of the mouth down. Also as a verb: to show annoyance or anger by quirking the corners of the mouth down.

Harun had a big frown on his face when his identical twin Musa won a medal and Harun did not.

Jim frowned as the elephant sneezed him off its back and Jim was then left in the howdah hanging in front of the elephant's rump. "What if the elephant has to do number two?" thought Jim as he continued to frown in frustration.

by JMC70 December 23, 2018