JMC70's definitions

adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.

Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

by JMC70 January 18, 2017

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.

3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.

by JMC70 October 7, 2017

She loves me,she loves me not

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

by JMC70 December 24, 2016

Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016