JMC70's definitions

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

moon

to bend over and bare the rump to someone as a sick joke. Also,as a noun,a bared rump exposed as a sick joke.

"A jacket is better than an overcoat,because you can moon people with your coat on, that way!" said Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons.

"Oh,come on! We're not mooning you,we're only showing you where poo comes from,little kid!" exclaimed David,Greg,and Mel,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons to the little kid. They really were mooning the child.

by JMC70 December 14, 2016

Pinwheel

A dance popular in the 1930s and 1940s, done in a squatting position,with the hands on the floor and rotating the legs round and round,thus resembling the motion of a pinwheel. It is often performed in theatrical revues and follies.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Brock,Scott,Musa,Todd,and Tony are all good at doing the pinwheel. Each of them has performed it in the Thanksgiving Follies scene in South Pacific.

by JMC70 December 14, 2016

karate kid

Someone who has such a gift for karate.

David,Greg,Mel,Tom,Robert,and Karl are all quite the karate kids; they have all earned blackbelts in karate.

by JMC70 March 26, 2017

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

by JMC70 February 14, 2018

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

K kid

A fellow who has such a gift or talent for karate, he has earned a black belt. Hence the term.

Best friends Jim, Hayden, and Harvey are all quite the K kids. All three have gotten black belts from being capable of chopping five boards at once, with their bare hands or legs.

by JMC70 February 1, 2025