JMC70's definitions

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

She loves me,she loves me not

The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.

by JMC70 December 24, 2016

Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

K kid

A fellow who has such a gift or talent for karate, he has earned a black belt. Hence the term.

Best friends Jim, Hayden, and Harvey are all quite the K kids. All three have gotten black belts from being capable of chopping five boards at once, with their bare hands or legs.

by JMC70 February 1, 2025

Pinwheel

A dance popular in the 1930s and 1940s, done in a squatting position,with the hands on the floor and rotating the legs round and round,thus resembling the motion of a pinwheel. It is often performed in theatrical revues and follies.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Brock,Scott,Musa,Todd,and Tony are all good at doing the pinwheel. Each of them has performed it in the Thanksgiving Follies scene in South Pacific.

by JMC70 December 14, 2016

tough beans!

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”

Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”

by JMC70 July 13, 2020