JMC70's definitions

Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.

"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 26, 2016

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite recreation is strolling around in their boxers or underwear. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxer shorts. They have made several videos on themselves-Jake and Dwayne, the U gays-hair a fright, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, and Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven. This duo really are quite the U gays, and proud of it.

by JMC70 February 7, 2023

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

baby

a belittling term of address used with someone you consider beneath yourself.

"Harun,if you steal my medal, I will give you a big lump on the head,baby!" threatened Musa.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017