JMC70's definitions

mohawk

A hairstyle in which the sides of the head are shaved and the remaining hair in the middle of the scalp is worn spiked up. Often associated with punks. Such a hairstyle also has a way of making a fellow look gay.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Harun,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harold,Jason,Fargo,Theo and Ulysees all just got mohawks. Are they punks or gays?
Best friends Jake and Dwayne and their gay husbands Keith and Kevin all have mohawks. They have even made a video of themselves,entitled "Jake and Keith,and Dwayne and Kevin-gays with mohawks.

by JMC70 October 16, 2017

fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 June 5, 2021

sun

To unzip your fly and expose your genitals to someone as a sick joke,especially the male genitals. Also,as a noun,the exposed penis. Modeled on moon used to mean exposing the bare rump.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Harold,Harvey,Hayden,Jason,Ulysees,Fargo and Theo all enjoy sunning people. Such jerks and sickos!
"Oh,come on,little boy! We're not sunning you! We're only showing you where piss comes from!" exclaimed football jocks David,Greg,and Mel,as they unzipped their flies and exposed their penes,or suns. They really were sunning the little boy.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

adoptive identical twin

Someone who is the smarter one of identical twins,hence the term.

Brock is Uriah's adoptive identical twin, since Brock won a medal at high school graduation and Uriah did not,Brock was always on the honor roll while Uriah never was,and finally,Brock went to college while Uriah just worked after high school.
Musa is Harun's adoptive identical twin, since Musa won a medal at high school graduation and Harun did not,and Musa always made dean's list while Harun never did.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

pansy

A term used to mean a fellow regarded as gay,effeminate,or simply a weakling. As an adjective,it applies to things,such as clothes,associated with such fellows.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Jim,Tom,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Bill,Jason,Fargo and Theo are all pansies. They all wear pansyclothes, such as baseball caps and winter jackets,instead of impressive headgear and overcoats.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in boxers or briefs. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxers. They have even made several videos-U gays Jake and Dwayne, hair in disarray, U gays Jake and Dwayne, the microphone, U gays Jake and Dwayne, the snowman, and U gays Jake and Dwayne, six cupcakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 January 29, 2023

XYZ!

What someone will say to you upon noticing your fly,or pants zipper,is open. The popular colloquial way of saying "Examine your zipper!"

"Harun, XYZ!" exclaimed Abe,as he spied Harun's open fly,adding,"After all,you don't want your boxers or worse yet,your peepee visible!"

by JMC70 May 11, 2017