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dean's list

The honor roll at a college or university. It is attained with a minimum GPA of 3.5.
Mike,Wade,Pat,Gary,Eric,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,Ed,Andy,Andrew,Jon,Scott,and Abe all made the dean's list this semester!
by JMC70 October 19, 2017
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patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.
10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.
by JMC70 January 18, 2017
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dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.
"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.
by JMC70 August 25, 2017
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Didn't you have your Wheaties?

Used to ask why somebody is not working as hard as they should, inspired by the fact that the cereal of the name is supposed to help one build big strong muscles. Coaches especially like to ask this of their players, when their players are not practicing nearly hard enough.
"Didn't you have your Wheaties?" Coach Egan asked of David and Greg,who were horsing around during football practice. "You're supposed to be practicing and putting lots of effort into it! No horsing around!"
by JMC70 August 25, 2017
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child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.
3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.
by JMC70 October 7, 2017
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Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.
by JMC70 October 26, 2016
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Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!
by JMC70 October 25, 2016
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