JMC70's definitions

dean's list

The honor roll at a college or university. It is attained with a minimum GPA of 3.5.

Mike,Wade,Pat,Gary,Eric,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,Ed,Andy,Andrew,Jon,Scott,and Abe all made the dean's list this semester!

by JMC70 October 19, 2017

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

moon

to bend over and bare the rump to someone as a sick joke. Also,as a noun,a bared rump exposed as a sick joke.

"A jacket is better than an overcoat,because you can moon people with your coat on, that way!" said Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons.

"Oh,come on! We're not mooning you,we're only showing you where poo comes from,little kid!" exclaimed David,Greg,and Mel,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons to the little kid. They really were mooning the child.

by JMC70 December 14, 2016

pun intended

Sometimes colloquially added to something you just said,to indicate that there is a pun to it.

As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"

As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"

by JMC70 August 4, 2017

live with

To accept or put up with something difficult or unpleasant.

Kenny will just have to live with the H-shaped hole in his wall for quite awhile,until he can afford to have his wall repaired.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Harvey,Hayden,Harold,Jason,Bill,Tom,Fargo and Theo will just have to live with wearing ball caps and winter jackets,as they cannot wear impressive headgear or overcoats.

by JMC70 October 16, 2017

Brahms' Lullaby

The famous lullaby written by composer Johannes Brahms in 1868, sung to calm babies or lull little children to sleep.

Rachelle and Lou sang Brahms' Lullaby to their 3-year-old son Patrick,who was sleeping with them as he was afraid of the monster under his bed. Together Rachelle and Lou sang,"Dream of playing football in high school," which put a smile on little Patrick's face as he was lulled into sleep in the arms of his loving,protective dad.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 May 5, 2018