JMC70's definitions

End of discussion!

A statement meaning that the speaker wants the subject of conversation closed,in an unfriendly way.

"Michael,Patrick is sleeping with you tonight,and that's final! End of discussion!" snarled Uncle Lou,with his toothbrush in his mouth.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.

Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

sledging

The winter recreation of sliding downhill in a cardboard box. It is done standing up inside the box,either alone or by multiple people. It was a forerunner to sledding many years ago.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Tom,Bill,Uriah,Hayden,Fargo,and Theo all enjoy sledging during the holiday season.

by JMC70 June 17, 2017

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite recreation is strolling around in their boxer shorts, or in underwear. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxers. They have even made some videos on themselves in their boxers: Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, wild hair, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, and finally Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 February 9, 2020

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 June 5, 2021

sun

To unzip your fly and expose your genitals to someone as a sick joke,especially the male genitals. Also,as a noun,the exposed penis. Modeled on moon used to mean exposing the bare rump.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Harold,Harvey,Hayden,Jason,Ulysees,Fargo and Theo all enjoy sunning people. Such jerks and sickos!
"Oh,come on,little boy! We're not sunning you! We're only showing you where piss comes from!" exclaimed football jocks David,Greg,and Mel,as they unzipped their flies and exposed their penes,or suns. They really were sunning the little boy.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017