tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
by JJames September 17, 2005
mugGet the tending cattlemug.

snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.
I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.
by JJames September 17, 2005
mugGet the snarfelmug.

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry
Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!
by jjames March 28, 2012
mugGet the scurchymug.