5 definitions by JJames

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker

A straight guy who does chicks.

You heterosexual cunt sticker.

by JJames September 18, 2005

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 18, 2005

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by JJames February 12, 2012

Dickless Cock Sucker

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

The dickless cock sucker went to town.

by JJames September 18, 2005

snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.

I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.

by JJames September 17, 2005