JJ's definitions

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

befan

African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."

Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."

by JJ February 18, 2005

Rock Tumbler

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.

Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.

by JJ January 19, 2004

status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by JJ March 10, 2005

Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004