JJ's definitions

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

prigger

A dumb pollack trying to be ghetto!

Yo, look it Larry, what a PRIGGER!

by jj June 15, 2004

vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

by jj August 20, 2006