JJ's definitions

Kickin it

smokin weed gettin high ;)

i was kickin it today wit angie and tony and we were so fuckin baked it was awesome

by JJ November 27, 2004

coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

by JJ October 29, 2003

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005