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Stephen Strasburg

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.
Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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Repel

1. To ward off or keep away; drive back.

2. To offer resistance to; fight against.

3. To refuse to accept; reject.

4. To turn away from; spurn.

5. To cause aversion.

6. To be resistant to; be incapable of absorbing or mixing with.

7. Chatango user.
1. Repel insects.

2. Repel an invasion.

3. A company that was trying to repel a hostile takeover.

5. Your rudeness repels everyone.

6. Oil repels water.

7. OMG Repel is so awsome!
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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weed

weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"

guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."

(a sort time later...)

guy1: "man i am so high right now"

guy2: "back at ya bro."
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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thegrinddaily.com

a website dedicated to the elements of hip-hop. The website was started by Ray Stantz. Additional contributors include Jsiin, Mills, and Stroydnaire.
Yo, I always hear the same music on the radio so I log onto thegrinddaily.com for good hip hop.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book

2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another
1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami

2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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that's what she said

buy that's what she said mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."

"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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Hollister Co.

a store that's really dark so you don't see the ridiculous prices of the clothes until you get to the counter. it also has a screen of the beaches in LA. even if you live in Texas. and don't care about the beaches. you still get to see it.

they also sell lip gloss. buy your surfer clothes. get some lip gloss.
Lauren: Dude, i just spent 300 dollars in Hollister today. and i had no idea it was gonna come out to that much.

Grace: what? didn't you check the prices?

Lauren: have you not been into that store? its too dark to see the sales associate that's telling you where to go!

Grace: well, that's Hollister Co. for ya.
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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