JEBUS's definitions

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

IRL

A joke of a league that runs "dumbed down" races and continues to betray the "vision" with which it was sold to it's fans.

The IRL get's lower TV ratings on ABC that a test pattern.

by Jebus January 6, 2005

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

vodak

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

by jebus February 6, 2003

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Gaytona 500

a sexual reference used by gay men when having sex

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"

by jebus January 15, 2004