JD's definitions

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005

Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.

Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.

by JD October 7, 2004

ganger

A hot chick who eludes to or is interested in sex with multiple partners, an orgy. A young female who's appearance and/ or behaviour lends itself to an orgy. Someone who looks beautiful but is nonetheless a slut, or who you wished was a slut.

Man, that chick that served me at McDonalds was an absolute ganger!

by JD March 28, 2005

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

spicsicles

thin, pointy sideburns, very common on young hispanic males, and also black and white copycats.

see above

by JD March 26, 2004