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cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
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for-serious

are you forseriousss
by jd April 11, 2005
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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yak

Reffer,weed,herb,mary jane,ooh ohh snicky snicky
I smoked some ill yak nigga
by jd May 13, 2005
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ebax

of, or relating to, the mistyping of the phrase "the box", by the wonderful computer master, Jen and other peers after getting angry at fellow internet buddies. also, the computer user feels as if he/she must attempt to correct their verbal wrongdoings.
Jen: (action) *Xs out th ebax*
Jen: (correction) **thebox

remember i stil lhat e you reffin guts!
by JD April 7, 2004
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Beastishly dickish.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.
by JD May 19, 2005
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Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 5, 2005
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