JD's definitions

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

Apache

A Native American group from the Southwestern USA. They have different tribes such as, the Chiricahua, Mezcalero and Jicarilla. The Navajo were once an Apache tribe, till they broke away and became a distinct, separate group. Apaches were fierce warriors that were respected and hated by their enemies. Apaches still live in the Southwest and many still speak their languages and practice their traditions, but they aren't "wild Indians" living in the bush,lol. That's just in old John Wayne movies.

The Apache are part of the colorful, rich, Southwest history.

by JD February 12, 2005

bitch cock

a little dwarf woman that has enormous penis, perhaps the size of whale, and uses it to whip people into submission

shes a fucking bitch cock. i fucking hate her. bitch!

by JD December 19, 2003

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

shrimpbeef

what you get at the mexican restaurant when the order is not clearly understood

No, I did not order the ShrimpBeef nachos!?!?

by jd April 17, 2003

Marfa

A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.

The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.

by JD February 12, 2005