JD's definitions

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

shrimpbeef

what you get at the mexican restaurant when the order is not clearly understood

No, I did not order the ShrimpBeef nachos!?!?

by jd April 17, 2003

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004