JD's definitions

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 8, 2004

wicked stutz

A girl pukes fucking noodles while making out... then refuses to pay for the dry cleaning

The bitch was Cambodian

by JD September 22, 2004

Jamie!

Homo, faggot, flamer, fairy, poofter, butt monkey, butt pirate, cum drinker, poo puncher, back door bandit, pillow biter, Lavender, ball crawler, poonce, donut puncher, ass sucker.

A Big Fat Stupid Limp-Wristed Homosexual aka Jimmy...

Guy#1: Oi Jamie!

Guy#2: SHUTUP IM NOT GAY!

Guy#1: Sure Jimmy....

by JD February 1, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

tall boy

when i am sitting on the toilet taking a dookie and sean hummin' on my boner. hmmmm.

Nothing feels so nice as when sean cracks a tall boy.

by jd March 22, 2003

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003