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wanksta

A wanksta is a person that asks like he lives the life of a true gangsta...but the truth is that he don't. He/she tires to act all hard and shit but he/she is jus embarssing himself/herself. He/she thinks he has it all like money, girls, blah blah, but he aint got shit. To sum it all up in one word is that he/she is a big ass POSER. :P
The people by a certain century theater stand there all day with their never seen before jerseys, clean air force ones and all the "bling bling" they own are wankstas.
by JD August 26, 2003
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for-serious

are you forseriousss
by jd April 11, 2005
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.
"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."
by JD April 21, 2005
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cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
by jd January 3, 2005
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scranus

by JD April 10, 2003
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odoriferarian

A person who catalogs smells.
Oh, you're looking for the wet dog smell. Just ask the odoriferarian!
by jd April 17, 2003
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