JD's definitions

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

shrimpbeef

what you get at the mexican restaurant when the order is not clearly understood

No, I did not order the ShrimpBeef nachos!?!?

by jd April 17, 2003

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

bitch cock

a little dwarf woman that has enormous penis, perhaps the size of whale, and uses it to whip people into submission

shes a fucking bitch cock. i fucking hate her. bitch!

by JD December 19, 2003

Brownshirts

Originally used to describe the original members of the Nazi Party who would wear brown uniforms to meetings and events before Hitler came to power.

Now used as a derogatory term for police, FBI or other law enforcement agents or anyone in authority.

Hide the stash man here come the brownshirts.

by jd January 3, 2005

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004