JBo's definitions

Vana White

Co-host of Wheel of Fortune.

Pat Sajak's bitch.

VANA, FLIP OVER THE R'S AND MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWlCH YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING WENCH.

by JBo June 1, 2005

Globe

Who knows what its used for these days.

"And I spun it, and I spun it, and I spun it, AND THEN I SLAMMED MY FINGER DOWN and that's why I decided to invade Iraq."

by JBo June 1, 2005

Fedex Pope

A game often played by pre-teens who have run out of pot and need to occupy themselves. First, all the Cardinals convene, then when a new Pope is chosen, white smoke billows out of the empty bong. The new Pope chooses his royal name (something to the effect of G-Money, or Pube XVI), and then his position is secured by placing an empty Fedex box on his head.

Good times playing Fedex Pope.

by JBo June 1, 2005

Dave Chappelle

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

by JBo July 13, 2005

the hamptons

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there

by JBo July 30, 2005

worldstared

the process of getting knocked the fug' out and a bunch of black dudes screaming around you

I got worldstared by Tyrone and a his squad start wylin'

by jbo January 22, 2016

homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.

Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose

by JBo April 6, 2005