A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.
by JB_Finesse June 04, 2005
Get the Irish capmug. A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!
Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
Me: What the fuck for?
Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.
Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*
by JB_Finesse June 09, 2005
Get the Boulevard of Broken Dreamsmug. A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...
1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...
2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
by JB_Finesse October 01, 2005
Get the thumbectomymug. Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.
Dumbass: What the SHIT?
Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*
Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?
Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*
Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*
Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*
Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?
Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*
Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*
by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005
Get the What the SHIT?mug. Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse October 09, 2005
Get the irish cursemug.