JB_Finesse's definitions

What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.

Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

Phung

An object that can only be seen after taking LSD.

I make out objects in the room... A desk, a lamp, a chair, a phung.

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

OVA

Another word for "over".

Who da FUCK be dat mothafucka ova dere?

by JB_Finesse July 24, 2008

fluck

A substitute for fuck, similar to fruck. You can sometimes get away with it, but sometimes people will say you said fuck anyway, even if you didn't.

1. Say "oh for fluck's sake" in an Irish accent and TRY and say that's not funny. I DARE you!

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005