JB_Finesse's definitions

irish curse

Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!

Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*

by JB_Finesse October 9, 2005

Phung

An object that can only be seen after taking LSD.

I make out objects in the room... A desk, a lamp, a chair, a phung.

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

OVA

Another word for "over".

Who da FUCK be dat mothafucka ova dere?

by JB_Finesse July 24, 2008

fluck

A substitute for fuck, similar to fruck. You can sometimes get away with it, but sometimes people will say you said fuck anyway, even if you didn't.

1. Say "oh for fluck's sake" in an Irish accent and TRY and say that's not funny. I DARE you!

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005