125 definitions by JB

king

An event or news that is very important or big. King-size.

"You're having a baby? Thats so king!"

by JB January 23, 2005

VanCats

24" rims

My H2 rolled on twankie dueces, now I'm rollin on VanCats

by JB February 5, 2004

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

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Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

warner brother

tell someone to lookout,

The next u see a police,warner brother!

by JB January 30, 2004

Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong

That chick's boyfriend is weaksauce.

by JB November 6, 2001

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Boobhead

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.

When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.

by JB August 16, 2004