JACK's definitions

kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out

I have to take a keshapoo.

by jack January 1, 2005

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

by Jack February 3, 2005

Poi

Godly figure, muchly adored by all. Known for beating up dirty mosher with his sozart mates

'I love Poi, he's so amazing'

"Come on Poi, lets do some mosher bashin'"

by Jack May 5, 2005

Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them

He Just ru showed your ass!

by Jack April 28, 2003

snizzpod

A woman's private garden.

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.

by jack April 28, 2003