JACK's definitions

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

by Jack February 3, 2005

snizzpod

A woman's private garden.

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.

by jack April 28, 2003

Poi

Godly figure, muchly adored by all. Known for beating up dirty mosher with his sozart mates

'I love Poi, he's so amazing'

"Come on Poi, lets do some mosher bashin'"

by Jack May 5, 2005

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.

Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.

by Jack April 30, 2003