JACK's definitions

the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.

Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.

by Jack April 20, 2005

Taco Bell

Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.

White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.

by Jack April 22, 2005

fishie

Insult directed to any Freshman in high school or anyone that acts as such.

Freshman: Wheres the **** room?
Upper Classman: What? It's right in front of you!
F-man: Oh! Well I'm new.
U.C.: Stupid blind fishie.

by Jack April 22, 2005

Poi

Godly figure, muchly adored by all. Known for beating up dirty mosher with his sozart mates

'I love Poi, he's so amazing'

"Come on Poi, lets do some mosher bashin'"

by Jack May 5, 2005

gimmick play

An offensive football play that involves trickery and deception, intended to give the offensive team an advantage by confusing the defense.

Gimmick plays are easy to defend against if the defense sees it coming, so they are only run once in a while.

Gimmick plays are also known as gadget plays.

The flea flicker, the halfback pass, and the double reverse are some examples of gimmick plays.

by Jack November 26, 2006

dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by Jack August 21, 2007

bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.

"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"

by jack May 14, 2008