JACK's definitions

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

by jack June 19, 2003

headies

A sweet wave to surf.

"yo dude, do you see that wave?! it's the headies!"

by Jack August 23, 2004

year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

by JACK April 8, 2005

village

To describe an antiquated process or commodity that you can see.

A Pedal-Powered Electricity Generator? How village!

by Jack June 27, 2004

bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.

"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"

by jack May 14, 2008

rossyamaguchi

homo that wears black jeans

your a rosskumasaki

by jack April 28, 2003