J4VA's definitions

Door

Why the fuck are you searching up what a Door is on Urban Dictionary you wanker

Stop searching about doors go to sleep knobcheese

by J4VA January 3, 2023

fupanari

a futanari but she’s fat as hell and got a fupa

i love fupanari

by J4VA July 20, 2025

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024