J4VA's definitions

Dialocked

Talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a video game without really playing for a long period of time or when you walk back and forth while on a call with a friend.

“Dude, play the game and stop jumping for christ sake”

“Stop yapping then, i’m motherfucking dialocked”

by J4VA January 10, 2024

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Discord

The land of sweaty degenerates.

“Please add me on Discord”
“Piss off”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

SIDS

When an infant just randomly fucking dies for literally no reason. Nobody knows why.

“Maaan my baby just died of SIDS.”
“Damn sorry for your loss bro..”
“Nah don’t worry about it, I hated the little shit anyways.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024