J4VA's definitions

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

by J4VA February 11, 2024

SIDS

When an infant just randomly fucking dies for literally no reason. Nobody knows why.

“Maaan my baby just died of SIDS.”
“Damn sorry for your loss bro..”
“Nah don’t worry about it, I hated the little shit anyways.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

copyprick

That one person who copy’s your work/personality to act cool but instead embarrassed themselves.

“Jason is such a copyprick, everything I do, he does.”
“Dude, I noticed that ages ago, I just didn’t know if I should have told you.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

That One Guy

That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.

“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Filler Episode

An episode of a show where nothing of relevance is actually going on in the episode. Filler Episodes are usually made to keep viewers with content to watch while they think of new ideas and more time to make episodes relevant to the plot.

“I might stop watching this shit, there’s so many filler episodes.”
“Yeah I know right it’s actually ass.”

by J4VA January 3, 2023