J.N. Growling's definitions

ylav

foreign speak for "love"

I ylav emerica!

by J.N. Growling April 30, 2011

Blair Bombed

The act of being suprised when one is watching a video online and Linda Blair's face from "The Exorcist" pops up randomly.

I was watching a video labeled "Obama Assassination Attempt" with the volume all the way up and I got Blair Bombed. I shat a little.

by J.N. Growling October 12, 2010

Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Crack Factory

Detroit, Michigan.

The GM headquaters is located in Crack Factory U.S.A.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010