J.N. Growling's definitions

Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010

Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

American Logic

Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Skunt LeMana

An immigrant from Guyana that eats children who stay out past their curfew in Queens.

Don't stay out too late on Liberty or Skunt Lemana will harvest your organs.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Brando Mouth

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Shampe

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010