J.'s definitions

ghetto opiates

The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it

(After drinking two 40oz of Olde English): Man these ghetto opiates got me messed up

by J. April 2, 2003

lipstick

stuff on or around your mouth (i.e. food, crap, toothpaste, etc.)

Hey Fred what is with your lipstick
(translation: Fred you got shit on your face)

by J. April 2, 2003

indian movie

I was there, it freggin stunk.

If you dont believe me, you can watch our Indian Movie for yourself.

by J. November 1, 2003

saget

dork, aka Bob Saget

You look like a saget in those velcro shoes

by J. April 2, 2003

russian

getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

by J. April 2, 2003

Zombotomy

The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie.

We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victims.

by J. March 11, 2005

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004