J-Hoax's definitions

Bar-B-Queer

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)

Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!

by J-Hoax January 20, 2011

BMW

Big Mexican Women

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

by J-Hoax January 10, 2011

Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

by J-Hoax January 5, 2011

Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010