J-Hoax's definitions

analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

by J-Hoax January 6, 2010

galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010

LAWL

1. Abreviation of LA Weight Loss
2. another way of typing 'lol'

Have you been to a LAWL centre?

by J-Hoax March 23, 2009

BMW

Big Mexican Women

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

by J-Hoax January 10, 2011

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010