Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"
Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!
by J-Hoax September 15, 2010
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analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.
I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.
by J-Hoax June 13, 2010
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LAWL

1. Abreviation of LA Weight Loss
2. another way of typing 'lol'
Have you been to a LAWL centre?
by J-Hoax March 23, 2009
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BMW

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.
by J-Hoax January 10, 2011
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seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".
Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.
by J-Hoax July 23, 2010
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Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"
But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!
by J-Hoax January 05, 2011
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3 Prawns

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!
by J-Hoax July 23, 2010
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