J-Hoax's definitions

analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

3 Prawns

are hardly a galaxy

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

Bar-B-Queer

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)

Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!

by J-Hoax January 20, 2011

Rickshaw

A character from Medal of Honour: Rising Sun. He tries his best. He appears in the "Singapore Sling" Misson. Also He continues to try his best.

"Rickshaw Tries his best."

by J-Hoax April 21, 2009