J-Hoax's definitions

Infomercial

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

by J-Hoax January 5, 2011

Bar-B-Queer

An expert at Bar-B-Queing.(Pronounced Bar-bee-que-er)

Door's open this friday! So come on down to the Bar-B-Queer!
... AW SHIT!

by J-Hoax January 20, 2011

Rickshaw

A character from Medal of Honour: Rising Sun. He tries his best. He appears in the "Singapore Sling" Misson. Also He continues to try his best.

"Rickshaw Tries his best."

by J-Hoax April 21, 2009

Sparwood

It is derived of 2 words. Spartan and wood. It is the greek word for "Wood as large as a Spartan Warrior"

Holy Bagel Brick! That guy's got a SPARWOOD!

by J-Hoax September 15, 2010

analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

AK-12

One look at this and stupid people who don't know what a gun is would call it an AK47

Person #1: What gun is this?
Retard: LOLZ THAT'Z AN AK47
Person with large penis #2: You fail! IT'S an AK-12 I'm gonna give you a prostate exam now!
-Prostate exam-

by J-Hoax January 6, 2010

galugamesh

He who puts a basketball hoop on the back of his truck.

The galugamesh is useful for many situations in the ghetto.

by J-Hoax August 10, 2010