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A virtual pet website initially designed for bored college students, although currently most players are younger than 16. Each player is allowed four pets on up to five accounts; one account --and one only-- may be used to play games, which there are numerous of. By playing games, a user may gain Neopoints -- which may be used to buy such items as paint brushes (to paint/change the appearance of an existing Neopet), toys, food, etc. NeoBoards give users the option of communicating with one another, and are separated into several different sections (such as Avatars/NeoSignatures, Help, and Fan Clubs). Guilds are mainly groups that consist of users with similar interests; a user may belong to only one guild at a time.

Most importantly: The equivalent (though slightly more harmful) to cocaine.
Neopets fucking ruined four years of my life! If you haven't already joined, don't. You will be unable to escape the hell without severe consequences.
Ya think I'm joking, don't ya?

To those poor ignorant souls who are still addicted: Get help. Seriously. Hire a therapist. And before you get all fuckin' defensive.. I was never frozen; I was just smart and left. :)
by J-Don August 23, 2007
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A band from Newark, New Jersey, whose current studio albums are:

-I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love. Singles: Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For the Two of Us; Vampires Will Never Hurt You; Headfirst For Halos; Our Lady of Sorrows.

-Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Singles: Thank You For the Venom; I'm Not Okay (I Promise); Helena; The Ghost of You.

-The Black Parade. Singles: Welcome to the Black Parade; Famous Last Words; I Don't Love You (UK & Australian only); Teenagers.

My Chemical Romance formed shortly after lead singer Gerard Way witnessed 9/11; this affected him so deeply that he felt he needed to make a difference in the world. Soon after, Ray Toro (lead guitarist), Matt Pelissier (drummer), Frank Iero (rhythm guitarist), and younger brother Mikey Way (bassist) were recruited. During their second album (Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge), however, Matt Pelissier mysteriously left the band and was replaced by former The Used sound-man Bob Bryar. My Chemical Romance has achieved worldwide success, despite its disputed genre. Also see: Life on the Murder Scene.
1. My Chemical Romance is the best band ever -- their songs sound awesome and the lyrics are amazing. :) If you think they're emo, you have some serious issues.
by J-Don August 23, 2007
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One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.
That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.
by J-Don March 22, 2007
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