J E Walker's definitions

wog

Worthy Oriental Gentleman

All Personel, South East Asia Theater of War:

Upon receipt and thereafter, you will cease refering to our allies as slopes, gooks, slants and yellow bastards and afford them the respect due to the worthy oriental gentlemen that they are.
Viscount Robert Mountbatten
Commanding General South East Asia

by J E Walker May 2, 2003

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Lydecker

1. Waldo Lydecker- ill-mannered drama critic in a movie staring Clifton Web'
2.pseudonym of an ill-mannered former gunwriter.

"Speir belives himself to be the custodian of critical and original thought but swiped his nom-de-plume from Clifton Webb."

by J E Walker May 18, 2003

spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003