J E Walker's definitions

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

BFE

Buttfuck, Egypt: Refering to an extremely remote or obscure location.

Dang ol' Bobby-Ray's pickup busted an axle about twenty miles east of BFE

by J E Walker December 14, 2003

grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.

Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

o sign

in medicine- evidence of morbidity in that the mouth is wide open in the shape of an "O"
Q Sign- Extreme morbidity evidenced by the tongue handing out. in the shape of a "Q"

" that triage patient'll be giving the o sign pretty soon."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

fubar

Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
Alt: Fucked Up Beyond All Hope of Repair
Something that by design, modification or happenstance is completely fucked up and cannot be set right.

"Jimmy-Ray so clumsy he could fubar a blacksmith's anvil."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003