J E Walker's definitions

gurge

vomit (from regurgitate)

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

shit and a half!

res gestae exclaimation

An automobile appears out of nowhere. you hit your breaks."SHIT AND A HAlF!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

jillin

Masturbation- female specific.

Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.

by j e walker April 28, 2003

Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

BFE

Buttfuck, Egypt: Refering to an extremely remote or obscure location.

Dang ol' Bobby-Ray's pickup busted an axle about twenty miles east of BFE

by J E Walker December 14, 2003

spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003