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gurge

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."
by j e walker April 26, 2003
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Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.
" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."
by J E Walker April 25, 2003
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star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.
" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."
by j e walker April 27, 2003
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grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.
Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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shit and a half!

res gestae exclaimation
An automobile appears out of nowhere. you hit your breaks."SHIT AND A HAlF!"
by J E Walker April 28, 2003
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Vaginismo

The essence of femaleness or a bold assertion of essential feminism.
Short form: "Vagmo"
"With an overpowering display of vaginismo, Jane knocked Dick's penis in the dirt forever."
by J E Walker April 28, 2003
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solipsism

The belief that the person holding the belief is the only real thing in the universe. All other persons and things are merely ornaments or impediments to his happiness.
Rene Descartes proved his existance by saying " I think, therefore I am."
(cogito- ergo, sum) The solipsist prefers " cogito ergo omnia sum"
-I think therefore, I am everything!
by J E Walker November 20, 2003
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