J E Walker's definitions

microgivashit

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

pig latin

Juvenal cypher language formed by moving the first letter or sound of a word and appending it to the end.

"Ooday and Cusay are edday. Ilkayed enway eirthay assday(irregular) asway otshay offday(irregular)
(Ooday and Cusay are dead killed when their ass(s) were shot off.}

by J E Walker July 29, 2003

star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.

Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

solipsism

The belief that the person holding the belief is the only real thing in the universe. All other persons and things are merely ornaments or impediments to his happiness.

Rene Descartes proved his existance by saying " I think, therefore I am."
(cogito- ergo, sum) The solipsist prefers " cogito ergo omnia sum"
-I think therefore, I am everything!

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003