J E Walker's definitions

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

BFE

Buttfuck, Egypt: Refering to an extremely remote or obscure location.

Dang ol' Bobby-Ray's pickup busted an axle about twenty miles east of BFE

by J E Walker December 14, 2003

jillin

Masturbation- female specific.

Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.

by j e walker April 28, 2003

gurge

vomit (from regurgitate)

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

shit and a half!

res gestae exclaimation

An automobile appears out of nowhere. you hit your breaks."SHIT AND A HAlF!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

felino-american

Politically correct name for member of the feline species.

" It appears that Yolanda died sometime last week and her thirty-odd felino-americans feasted on the corpse."
and: "The democrats are expecting a clean sweep after they promised to put crazy women's felino-americans on medicare."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003