J E Walker's definitions

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

jillin

Masturbation- female specific.

Evey time you go jackin' or jillin', God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.

by j e walker April 28, 2003

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

o sign

in medicine- evidence of morbidity in that the mouth is wide open in the shape of an "O"
Q Sign- Extreme morbidity evidenced by the tongue handing out. in the shape of a "Q"

" that triage patient'll be giving the o sign pretty soon."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

robocock

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Vaginismo

The essence of femaleness or a bold assertion of essential feminism.
Short form: "Vagmo"

"With an overpowering display of vaginismo, Jane knocked Dick's penis in the dirt forever."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003