J E Walker's definitions

fujimom

fujimom'mid twentieth century expression of independence (fuck you jack. I'm my own man."

"Lets all go down and join the Million Mom's March!"
"FUJIMOM"

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

Prosacula

contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness

"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

blue gum

A person of African American Heritage who has a purplish hew to the dental margins.

" Boy you-all doan want to get bit by one uh them Blue Gum N-Words! They bite is poisonouser than a rattlesnake!"

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003