J E Walker's definitions

Vaginismo

The essence of femaleness or a bold assertion of essential feminism.
Short form: "Vagmo"

"With an overpowering display of vaginismo, Jane knocked Dick's penis in the dirt forever."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

commiepinkofag

Variation of Pinkofagcommie. A weenie who is afraid that somewhere someone is doing what he pleases and enjoying life.

My commiepinko fag brother-in-law is founding president of Gay Communists Agaist God.

by J E Walker November 2, 2003

committee

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.

The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.

by J E Walker July 1, 2003

buttbomb

explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.

When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

pig latin

Juvenal cypher language formed by moving the first letter or sound of a word and appending it to the end.

"Ooday and Cusay are edday. Ilkayed enway eirthay assday(irregular) asway otshay offday(irregular)
(Ooday and Cusay are dead killed when their ass(s) were shot off.}

by J E Walker July 29, 2003