J's definitions

little solow

smaller, more affordable version of solow, goes by devin to those who are unaware of the existance of solow

I was just thinking that little solow looks sorta like solow, but he is small.

by J April 25, 2005

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Bog-Wash

A sexual act whereby the male/female decides to unload both the solid and liquid forms of waste from themselves onto thier partner, at the same time, thus giving the same effect as a traditional "Bog-Wash".

Oliver: You'd have sex with that beast of a girl Claire?!, i'd rather take a bog-washin' off Vanessa Feltz!

by J May 3, 2005

Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.

Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.

by J May 3, 2005

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005