IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself's definitions

sex ketchup

When you have sex on your period!

She didn’t want to have sex because she was on her period so I said excuse me ma’am are you just talking about sex ketchup that’s just extra lube!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 24, 2019

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

Andrea complex

Well it’s complicated when a beautiful girl thinks she isn’t and constantly seeks affirmation because it wears on the image,Andrea is a beautiful and honest person yet doesn’t believe how everything but her complex is extremely awesome we all wish she would embrace her awesomeness and leave any doubt of her beauty behind so she would fully enjoy what a gift to humanity she really is!

Dammit don’t voice the Andrea complex it kills the vibe!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 9, 2019

leggo my bag hoe

When is your turn and someone else is taking too much time!

For fucks sake’s Jeremy leggo my bag hoe! I’ve been waiting over 2 hours!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..

Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

immaculate direction

When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!

I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 26, 2019

snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!

Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019