leggo my bag hoe

When is your turn and someone else is taking too much time!

For fucks sake’s Jeremy leggo my bag hoe! I’ve been waiting over 2 hours!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019

SIRI of Sequim

A beautiful girl that leaves you dazed and confused like you dropped something that you didn't even know you did and she picked it up for you,Her eyes will penetrate your soul and leave you mystified as like staring into the sunset. her mystery also exceeds her beauty with many things about her you're not going to know unless you want to be fully spellbound with her social butterfly attractiveness she can melt anyone with her beautiful body and attractive mind!

hey have you met SIRI of Sequim Omai God that girls got it going on I can't even think straight any more I know what to do maybe should I send her flowers what should I do I don't know what to do ,Maybe take her to Casino?

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself June 21, 2021

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 07, 2018

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..

Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018