Definitions by Iscariom

Illegally Retarded 

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

Illegally Retarded by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Dirty Kurt 

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.

That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.

Dirty Kurt by Iscariom July 6, 2011

Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and looks at the toilet paper afterward.

"You see that guy over there? I'll bet he's a looker."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?"

Looker by Iscariom March 1, 2011

Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.

There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?

Non-Looker by Iscariom March 1, 2011

Cherry Aim 

Bad aim; When someone playing an FPS game sprays a machine gun wildly at an opponent without killing them; Shitty shooting.

I can' believe you unloaded a whole clip at that guy and didn't hit him once. That's some cherry aim.

Cherry Aim by Iscariom February 27, 2011