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It doesn't get any greener

1. "It doesn't get any greener!" is what you can yell out the windows at a person who is oblivious to the green light in front of them.

2. Basically it is saying to that person GET A MOVE ON!!!!!!

3. A "Green Light" is green, and it does NOT get any greener than green - it's a "no-brainer."
1. I waited for this moron in front of me to go at the green light, and s/he just sat there. So finally I got pissed off and honked my horn and yelled out the window to them that: "It doesn't get any greener!" Then s/he chirped their tires and made like s/he was going to the races GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Stupid iggit!

2. My four year old son knows what a GREEN light is! But nooooooooo does the person in front of me?!?!?! I am about to develop severe road rage here! I mean man, it doesn't get any greener"!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
mugGet the It doesn't get any greenermug.

dropped like a lead balloon

1. "Dropped like a lead balloon" is a phrase, not a word, but it is none the less an old expression that means literally and/or figuratively that something will not fly. That it will drop like a rock, etc...
He told the boss his new idea for the ad campaign and it dropped like a lead balloon. There was no way that the boss would approve such a risky & shoddy scheme.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
mugGet the dropped like a lead balloonmug.

Beer talk

Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.
I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
mugGet the Beer talkmug.

Chain Texter

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
mugGet the Chain Textermug.

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