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Drunk Tank

1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.
1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Text Junky

1. A texter who cannot (really WILL NOT) put down their phone b/c they think that they must always text.
1. Jan sure is a Text Junky. She couldn't even buy food for her kids; because she just put another $300 down on the cell bill. Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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spills

1. When a woman spills all over; it means that she is/was VERY sexually pleased that she came so hard and so much that it just spilt out, gushing all over. In other words, you just gave her a six lip smile.
I Love when we are intimate and she spills all over me; it drives me nuts!
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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B-durr

1. B-durr is a contemporary slang term that is very similar to or is the same as durr. It is used either at the very end of a sentence or at the beginning of the sentence usually. But it can be used mid-sentence, but that's rare; unless the person talking is an air head. The longer you drag it out the last "r" (to a point, obviously) the more accentuation you are adding to your description.

2. B-durr is another slang word for "DUH"!
EX 1. B-durr! What a moron! Did you see that? He just walked into the flagpole! Hahahaha!

EX 1a. I didn't think that the test was that hard, but she didn't pass it, B-durr!

EX 1b. I don't know what she was thinking, B-durr! OMG! She just broke up with Tommy, and now they are back together?!?!? That's so typical for her to do, what an iggit!
by IrishDaddy2U April 19, 2010
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jiz

1. Jiz is short slang in America for "just."

2. Jizz has sexual connotation(s); it is not the same word at all.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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common sense

1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...

EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.

EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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