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1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the bovine mug.1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Text-o-motive mug.4. It also means for a workplace, or corporation to deal with, take care of, and help those people that they have caused hurt, damage, and/or injury to.
5. It can also refer to respecting someone enough to go talk to them, apologize, do what's right when it is the right time to do so.
5. It can also refer to respecting someone enough to go talk to them, apologize, do what's right when it is the right time to do so.
4. The opposite would be the company fighting you in court with expensive, fancy lawyers who's sole responsibility is to twist situations/blame and/or to lie for and protect the company or organization that harmed the person(s) sitting at the other side of the table, hurt for the rest of their life. When someone does this all for money; it's NOT manning up - it's the farthest thing from it. It's all about doing the right thing... and this is not it.
5. The boss had no idea who had dinged up the car door. But she went to her boss and told her boss that it was she that accidentally dinged up the new Porsche. She is admirable for (man up) her responsibility, and she gained a lot of credibility with her boss too. She asked for forgiveness, and all is fine & well now between them. I think it may have started a new friendship between them, just because she owned up (man up) to it.
5. The boss had no idea who had dinged up the car door. But she went to her boss and told her boss that it was she that accidentally dinged up the new Porsche. She is admirable for (man up) her responsibility, and she gained a lot of credibility with her boss too. She asked for forgiveness, and all is fine & well now between them. I think it may have started a new friendship between them, just because she owned up (man up) to it.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the man up mug.A "six lip smile" is what I call it when I bring a woman to climax and/or to come/cum. I named it that because all six of her "lips" are smiling at the same time: the two lips on her face, the two labia major lips, and the two labia minor lips.
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
I Love giving her a six lip smile; after that there is nothing she won't do for me. I think she lost count at thirteen, no wait... that's when she gave up counting. LOL! Mmmmmmmmmmm! I remember that night, it was FULL of six lip smiles. Ever since then she hasn't been the same; and I am so glad. Now she spills all over the bed when we make Love.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the six lip smile mug.1. A Michigan State provided card (EBT), that is used to help provide bill money and/or food money for those in severe need who live in Michigan.
2. I thought it was called a "Bridge Card" because it helps people get from hard times across the bridge to better times. So, out of curiosity, I asked the lady behind the window about it and she said no, it's name refers to the "Mackinac Bridge"; but she thought that my idea about the card name explanation was more fitting and better though.
2. I thought it was called a "Bridge Card" because it helps people get from hard times across the bridge to better times. So, out of curiosity, I asked the lady behind the window about it and she said no, it's name refers to the "Mackinac Bridge"; but she thought that my idea about the card name explanation was more fitting and better though.
A picture of the Michigan Bridge Card, and it's governmental definition, etc.. can be found online through Google; but we can't post links on here, sorry.
EX: I use my DHS Bridge Card to get groceries, and w/o it I would starve.
EX: I use my DHS Bridge Card to get groceries, and w/o it I would starve.
by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010
Get the Bridge Card mug.1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...
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"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the if mug.1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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