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by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the boutta mug.A "six lip smile" is what I call it when I bring a woman to climax and/or to come/cum. I named it that because all six of her "lips" are smiling at the same time: the two lips on her face, the two labia major lips, and the two labia minor lips.
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
I Love giving her a six lip smile; after that there is nothing she won't do for me. I think she lost count at thirteen, no wait... that's when she gave up counting. LOL! Mmmmmmmmmmm! I remember that night, it was FULL of six lip smiles. Ever since then she hasn't been the same; and I am so glad. Now she spills all over the bed when we make Love.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the six lip smile mug.1. Going to the races means that you are in a really big hurry to get somewhere. Like you got the lead out, hit the gas, got a move on, put it into overdrive, sped up, etc...
Tina and I sat behind this guy who was texting on his phone at the stop light, the light turned green, and Tina yelled out the window to him that it doesn't get any greener! Then the dude was ballsy enough to flip her off after he finally gassed it like he was going to the races. What a jerk-wad! Tina was pissed.
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the going to the races mug.1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.
Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the cracken up mug.1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).
2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!
3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!
3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.
Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:
EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?
EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!
Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?
EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!
Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
Get the courtesy flush mug.1. When a woman spills all over; it means that she is/was VERY sexually pleased that she came so hard and so much that it just spilt out, gushing all over. In other words, you just gave her a six lip smile.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the spills mug.1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...
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"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
more examples:
"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."
Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"
"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"
derivatives:
"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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