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1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Text-o-motive mug.A "six lip smile" is what I call it when I bring a woman to climax and/or to come/cum. I named it that because all six of her "lips" are smiling at the same time: the two lips on her face, the two labia major lips, and the two labia minor lips.
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
2+2+2 = 6 - It's as simple as that.
BTW it is a great pickup line to ask her if she wants a "six lip smile" (most women get it right off the bat, most men can't count like that - so the lady knows that you know what your talking about, especially if you get called on to name the six lips, and you can). After/before you do a combination of a purr & a low growl in a ladies ear ask her if she wants to have some six lip smiles. Sometimes just the growling does it. Hehehehe!
I Love giving her a six lip smile; after that there is nothing she won't do for me. I think she lost count at thirteen, no wait... that's when she gave up counting. LOL! Mmmmmmmmmmm! I remember that night, it was FULL of six lip smiles. Ever since then she hasn't been the same; and I am so glad. Now she spills all over the bed when we make Love.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the six lip smile mug.1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!
3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the asinine mug.1. In the USA - Doin' is simply short slang for the word "doing." It may be used in many ways, but the jist of how it is used is practically the same.
Hey Boy! What are you doin' over there behind the shed? Come outta there before I shoot ya fulla holes!
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the doin' mug.1. "Cushy" is a word my brother made up when we were kids, and now it is in the dictionary and on here. AMAZING! To him it referred to the soft and comfortable cushions on our new couch.
1. He said: Man! This sure is cushy! He was referring to the new ultra-comfortable couch that we just got.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the cushy mug.1. A "twist-tie", "twisttie" "twistie" pronounced either "twist tee" ,or "twist tie" is a short version of the words "twist tie", which is a piece of wire wrapped in paper (back in the good ole days) or on plastic. It is used after you twist a loaf of bread in the plastic wrapper - the twisttie is bent around the part where you spun the bread bag and where the bag is all twisted together in a tight "twist". Twistties (plural of twisttie) come in many colors, lengths, and widths.
2. Another fun use for this word, and it's derivatives is to use them in tongue twisters (pun intended). Hehehehe!
2. Another fun use for this word, and it's derivatives is to use them in tongue twisters (pun intended). Hehehehe!
1. He took the twisttie and tied up the bread bag with it so that it wouldn't come undone; this kept the bread fresh for us.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
Get the twisttie mug.1. Buzz Driving is driving with a buzz, not quite drunk, but enough that your awareness and/or ability to drive is somewhat impaired.
2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.
3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
2. Another way for the State of Michigan to give you a ticket.
3. A stupid way to drive, especially if you are buzz driving and drink while operating a vehicle; that's just more trouble in the making.
1. The meat headed idiot was Buzz Driving and hit a telephone pole, luckily he hurt no one but himself.
2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!
3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
2. She was out for the night, had her thrills then took off for home buzz driving - oh yeah she got a ticket and it set her back $250.00!!!!
3. That lamer was DOA after he tried a stupid buzz drive home and wrapped himself up against a tree. It's a shame, but I am glad that he didn't kill anyone else with his asinine actions.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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