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DUMDUM

1. A dumdum is a stupid person, as described above.

2. A dumdum is also an OLD name brand of a sucker in America.
1. That guy sure is a dumdum. *eyeroll*

2. My favorite kind of sucker is a dumdum.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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wittchu

1. "Wittchu" is shorter slang for "with you." It is pronounced "witt-chu" sounds kind of like "witch-you" but it has nothing to do with a witch, halloween or anything else like that as far as the word's slang definition.
1. I was wonderen wassup wittchu today man!

Which in other words means...

I was wondering what's up with you today, man! or

I was wondering what your problem is today. or

I was wondering what you are doing today. or

"Ebonically" (in Ebonics)

(*Hint Hint*) >>>> Can I hang out with ya today?

Inferring that: (I aint got anything else goin' on man, so maybe I can chillax with you.)
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."
1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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common sense

1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.
EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...

EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.

EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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whoopin'

1. It is short slang for getting a whipping.

2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
EX: Momma told me if I did that again she'd gimme a whoopin' that I'd never forget! Then she said she'd slap me so hard that my kids would be dizzy. I ain't messen witt dat candy dish noooooooooo more!
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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Slow Dump

1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!
I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!
by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010
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