InterstateDriver's definitions

DirecTV

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019

Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019

Canada

A country that’s north of America. It’s second largest in the world after Russia.

Person 1: What’s the second largest country in the world?
Person 2: It’s Canada.

by InterstateDriver May 1, 2019

Fubo

A sports tv streaming service. Also has its own channel called the Fubo sports network

I’m gonna watch Barcelona football on fubo

by InterstateDriver February 27, 2020

Coco

A Disney (and Pixar) movie based on Mexican culture, it may make you depressed.

Moviegoer: Im gonna watch Coco.

by InterstateDriver April 12, 2019

Passport

A document that allows the holder to leave or enter their home country.

I need my passport to go to the airport.

by InterstateDriver April 13, 2019

Freewayjim

A YouTuber who drives around in his car filming a video using a camara that’s not a dash cam.

Hey did you watch Freewayjim run over Barron Trump?

Say that and I will go to the White House.

by InterstateDriver November 24, 2018