InterstateDriver's definitions

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

DirecTV

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019

Empire Today

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

Carpet Installer: Ok lets empire today this ground.

by InterstateDriver January 25, 2019

Passport

A document that allows the holder to leave or enter their home country.

I need my passport to go to the airport.

by InterstateDriver April 13, 2019

Coco

A Disney (and Pixar) movie based on Mexican culture, it may make you depressed.

Moviegoer: Im gonna watch Coco.

by InterstateDriver April 12, 2019

Fubo

A sports tv streaming service. Also has its own channel called the Fubo sports network

I’m gonna watch Barcelona football on fubo

by InterstateDriver February 27, 2020

La France

A country in Europe bordered by Spain, Germany, Switzerland, and Italy.

These cars come from La France.

by InterstateDriver May 4, 2019