Intelligence001's definitions

hovercraft

A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

by Intelligence001 May 17, 2020

base

Something all of which are belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016

Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.

Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*

by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019

Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

principle of evil marksmanship

Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.

The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.

by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017

Carthage

An ancient city that existed in what is now Tunisia. It was razed to the ground in the Punic wars, at the behest of Cato the Elder.

Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

by Intelligence001 April 13, 2022

spider

The leading cause of house fires.

There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.

by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016