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1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
Get the Windmill mug.A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."
by Intelligence001 March 11, 2017
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by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017
Get the scots mug.Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?
by Intelligence001 December 1, 2016
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Get the meaty oaker mug.Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.
Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!
Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023
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Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
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