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hovercraft

A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
by Intelligence001 May 17, 2020
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flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.
Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.
by Intelligence001 June 22, 2020
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id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.
Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
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government efficiency

I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017
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Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.
Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...
by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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