Intelligence001's definitions

id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.

Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)

Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!

by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023

Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016

Sun

Big glowing thing in the sky during the day, genius.

If you're looking up the sun on this site, you should probably go outside more often.

by Intelligence001 May 18, 2017

brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

mummy

The reason I don't screw with pyramids.

DO NOT ENTER THE PYRAMID, OR FACE THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY!

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Bellum

The Latin word for war.

Bellum contra nos est, amici! Accinge te! (War is upon us, friends! Brace yourselves!)

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016