Intelligence001's definitions

base

Something all of which are belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016

hall of cost

The way complete dumbasses who never payed attention in school spell Holocaust.

Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?

by Intelligence001 December 1, 2016

This

What you must bring with you when you go on a dangerous journey solo.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

by Intelligence001 December 8, 2016

ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.

I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..

by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

soup store

A store in which one, well, buys soup. Often mistaken for a clothing store.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2019