eels

A class of fish with long, slender bodies and varying aggression. Often found in oceans, or infesting a hovercraft.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

by Intelligence001 May 19, 2020

almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.

Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

urban dictionary

You're looking at it right now.

You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.

by Intelligence001 June 02, 2016

green

Not a creative color.

Green is not a creative color

by Intelligence001 July 19, 2016

weak spot

The place you must attack for massive damage. See also Giant enemy crab.

Attack its weak spot for massive damage!

by Intelligence001 January 04, 2017

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020