Intelligence001's definitions

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

hall of cost

The way complete dumbasses who never payed attention in school spell Holocaust.

Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?

by Intelligence001 December 1, 2016

soup store

A store in which one, well, buys soup. Often mistaken for a clothing store.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2019

overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.

The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.

by Intelligence001 March 2, 2021

This

What you must bring with you when you go on a dangerous journey solo.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

by Intelligence001 December 8, 2016

eels

A class of fish with long, slender bodies and varying aggression. Often found in oceans, or infesting a hovercraft.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

by Intelligence001 May 19, 2020

Name

That which you should not define on this site.

Stop defining your name on Urban Dictionary, dammit. The editors already have enough work to do.

by Intelligence001 January 6, 2017