Intelligence001's definitions

Leaves from the vine

Probably the most profoundly saddening song ever written. From Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy, come marching home,
brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

by Intelligence001 June 21, 2020

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

spider

The leading cause of house fires.

There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.

by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016

mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

#

The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.

Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?

by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.

Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!

by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020