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lost his marbles

Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.
Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!
by Intelligence001 February 11, 2021
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the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.
Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.
by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023
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laundry

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.
by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016
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Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.
Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.
by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016
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lego

The bane of your foot's existence.
Mark: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Jody?

Pete: No, what?
Mark: He stepped on a Lego. He might need to get his foot amputated.
Pete: Over a piece of plastic? Damn.
by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016
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grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.
Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
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miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
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