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A beast from the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. She is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. She appeared in The Two Towers, but the film places her in Return of the King.
"Most like a spider she was, but huger than the great hunting beasts, and more terrible than they because of the evil purpose in her remorseless eyes. Great horns she had, and behind her short stalk-like neck was her huge swollen body, a vast bloated bag, swaying and sagging beneath her legs; its great bulk was black, blotched with livid marks, but the belly underneath was pale and luminous and gave forth a stench. Her legs were bent, with great knobbed joints high above her back, and hairs that stuck out like steel spines, and at each leg's end there was a claw." -Description of Shelob from The Two Towers
by Intelligence001 January 8, 2017
Get the Shelobmug. 1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
Get the Windmillmug. That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
Get the Personal Financemug. A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."
by Intelligence001 March 11, 2017
Get the Frankensteinmug. A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.
by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017
Get the scotsmug. by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017
Get the meaty oakermug. Person 1: When I learned about the hall of cost in school, I was so sad.
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?
Person 2: Why are you people acting like the world's only messed up now? What about Slavery? What about the hall of cost? What is with you people?
Person 3: Do either of you know how stupid you both sound?
by Intelligence001 December 1, 2016
Get the hall of costmug.