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Clinton will be the first F president. (that was meant to say female, but someone decided to delete the emale! jajajajajaja!)
by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016
Get the delete mug.A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020
Get the The customer is always right mug.An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.
"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023
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by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016
Get the Big red button mug.A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
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Get the Sun mug.Maurice: *reads heartfelt message from girlfriend, replies k*
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.
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