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Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.
Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.
by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017
Get the re-accommodate mug.An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.
The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.
by Intelligence001 March 2, 2021
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Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019
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Something all of which are belong to us.
by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016
Get the base mug.Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017
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by Intelligence001 April 13, 2022
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