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Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!
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"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
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Get the Epic Face Palm mug.Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
by Intelligence001 June 5, 2016
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1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
1. Don't play the clarinet poorly.
2. Don't wave an active flashlight back and forth. (Flashlights are considered natural prey.)
3. Don't stomp around; they take it as a challenge.
4. Don't eat cheese. (Cubed. Sliced is just fine.)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. NEVER, EVER, EVER, SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE.
9. In the event of an attack, do not run. They are agitated by it and will seize the opportunity to attack again.
10. Do not limp, either. They hate that even more than running.
In the event you detect a nearby sea bear, or otherwise feel unsure you are located in sea bear territory, draw a perfect circle in the sand, sit in the middle, and wait for the danger to pass. An oval is not sufficient.
Whether or not the sea bear exists is up for debate, as only one person is known to have survived a sea bear attack. (Witnesses claim he was incompetent enough to try all known ways to attract a sea bear.)
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