Intelligence001's definitions

eels

A class of fish with long, slender bodies and varying aggression. Often found in oceans, or infesting a hovercraft.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

by Intelligence001 May 19, 2020

pompous

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mediocre, generic MMORPG for mobile devices. It would be forgettable if it weren't for a massive false advertising campaign built by fraudulent, pathological liars using uninterested YouTube users desperate for money to promote the game.

This definition was (not) sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.

by Intelligence001 November 4, 2020

Bae

The Danish word for "shit." Well, it was, until a bunch of uneducated morons decided it meant "Before Anyone Else" in reference to their love interest. If they said the word to someone in Denmark, they'd get the "bæ" kicked out of them.

American teen: Hey bae! what's up?
Danish teen: Hvad fanden er der galt med dig, meningsløs gris? (What the hell is wrong with you, senseless pig?)

by Intelligence001 January 2, 2017

Stellar Blade

A mediocre hack-and-slash game set in a post-alien invasion apocalypse. It would've flown under the radar if not for a horde of disingenuous sockfuckers who attempted to hijack the game and weaponize its main character into an act of revenge porn against women in gaming circles.

"God, this is the fourth time today you've yapped about Stellar Blade. Don't you play any other game? And what the hell's that smell!?"

by Intelligence001 April 7, 2025

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017