Intelligence001's definitions

brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

English

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016

loud equals funny

A universal untruth held only as a truthful doctrine by immature prats with no concept of proper humor.

Okay, next person to say that "loud equals funny" is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.

Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*

by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019

base

Something all of which are belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016

Carthage

An ancient city that existed in what is now Tunisia. It was razed to the ground in the Punic wars, at the behest of Cato the Elder.

Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

by Intelligence001 April 13, 2022