Intelligence001's definitions

worf effect

The principle that, in fiction, the strongest member of the cast gets utterly wailed on in order to establish just how powerful the villain of the week is. Differs from the Red Shirt in that the Red Shirt isn't given any characterization beyond his/her name, while the Worf is a properly developed character. Named after Worf in Star Trek, wherein he kept getting trashed by the bad guys.

Yo, did you see that new show?

Yeah! That tough guy wound up getting curb stomped.

Worf effect, no doubt.

by Intelligence001 August 22, 2019

whatsamatta

"What's the matter" in a heavy New England accent. Often used mockingly by Southies attempting to instigate a fight.

Whatsamatta with you? If you want I fight, I give you aune.

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

urban dictionary

You're looking at it right now.

You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.

by Intelligence001 June 2, 2016

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

die

What people do when they are killed (duh)

People die when they are killed!

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017