Intelligence001's definitions

pompous

A person that acts as though they are morally superior to people that are much smarter and have better education than them.

Your pompous nature outdoes your intelligence for the sole reason that you lack intelligence.

by Intelligence001 October 8, 2016

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mediocre, generic MMORPG for mobile devices. It would be forgettable if it weren't for a massive false advertising campaign built by fraudulent, pathological liars using uninterested YouTube users desperate for money to promote the game.

This definition was (not) sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.

by Intelligence001 November 4, 2020

Senpai

He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.

Notice me Senpai! No? Alright, who do I kill next?

by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

spider

The leading cause of house fires.

There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.

by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016

Killer Rabbit

A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.

I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.

by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020

Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016