A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.
Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.
by Intelligence001 August 04, 2016
Get the homophobemug. Maurice: *reads heartfelt message from girlfriend, replies k*
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.
by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016
Get the kmug. Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016
Get the Arrowmug. The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.
Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019
Get the Jehovahmug. Something all of which are belong to us.
by Intelligence001 November 30, 2016
Get the basemug. 
Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 06, 2017
Get the principle of evil marksmanshipmug.