Intelligence001's definitions

DUMB

somebody who looks up this word in a dictionary.

You're a special kind of dumb, aren't ya?

by Intelligence001 January 6, 2017

urban dictionary

You're looking at it right now.

You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.

by Intelligence001 June 2, 2016

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

whatsamatta

"What's the matter" in a heavy New England accent. Often used mockingly by Southies attempting to instigate a fight.

Whatsamatta with you? If you want I fight, I give you aune.

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.

"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023