Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016
An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.
Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.
by Intelligence001 July 01, 2016
A gigantic squid-like creature that attacks the ships of any mortal foolish enough to wander into its domain. It originated in Norse mythology, but has become sailing lore and a unique aspect of popular culture regarding sailing ships.
Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
by Intelligence001 March 22, 2017
by Intelligence001 January 06, 2017
Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
Something all of which are belong to us.
by Intelligence001 December 01, 2016