Intelligence001's definitions

flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.

Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.

by Intelligence001 June 22, 2020

id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.

Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Mysogyny

Hatred of women. Often rewarded by a slap in the face.

Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?

by Intelligence001 June 18, 2016

politically incorrect

The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.

Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016

unconditional love

To love someone with no strings attached.

It's a shame that unconditional love isn't more common nowadays.

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."

Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?

by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024

Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016