Intelligence001's definitions
A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.
Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016
Get the almond milkmug. A joint that connects the upper and lower leg. This joint is infamous for one reason: the dreaded arrow. If an arrow hits you in the knee, you will transform into a city guard who endlessly receives reports of sweetroll robberies.
by Intelligence001 September 3, 2016
Get the kneemug. ...But why is the rum gone?
by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016
Get the Rummug. by Intelligence001 December 27, 2016
Get the brownoutmug. A total idiot. For instance, looking up "stupid" in the dictionary cuz you don't know what it means.
You are an ignoramus.
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
Get the Ignoramusmug. 
Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017
Get the principle of evil marksmanshipmug.