Intelligence001's definitions

almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

rot in a sack

A general insult for when someone exhausts your patience really quickly.

Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!

by Intelligence001 February 3, 2019

Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

by Intelligence001 November 11, 2016

Criticism

The act of pointing out flaws in a person/work/event. As it turns out, a lot of people tend to handle this quite poorly. Over-inflated ego may have something to do with it.

Critic: Your performance was very impressive! However, there are a couple minor nitpicks I have-
Narcissist: Why don't you fucking do it if you're so goddamn smart, huh!?
Viewer: Oh, whatsamatta with you? Can't take a little criticism?
Critic: No shit.

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

die

What people do when they are killed (duh)

People die when they are killed!

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019