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grown-ass adult

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.
Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
mugGet the grown-ass adultmug.

laundry

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.
by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016
mugGet the laundrymug.

Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.
Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.
by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016
mugGet the Pompositymug.

the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.
Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.
by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023
mugGet the the force is femalemug.

tetraphobia

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.
In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.
by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016
mugGet the tetraphobiamug.

Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.
Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.
by Intelligence001 September 16, 2022
mugGet the Truck-kunmug.

Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.
Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
mugGet the Q-Laidmug.

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