Intelligence001's definitions

Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

the reaper

A being you shouldn't fear. He'll take you on to a better place when the end comes.

Seasons don't fear the reaper,
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...

by Intelligence001 November 20, 2020

RAID: Shadow Legends

A mediocre, generic MMORPG for mobile devices. It would be forgettable if it weren't for a massive false advertising campaign built by fraudulent, pathological liars using uninterested YouTube users desperate for money to promote the game.

This definition was (not) sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends.

by Intelligence001 November 4, 2020

lost his marbles

Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.

Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!

by Intelligence001 February 11, 2021

overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.

The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.

by Intelligence001 March 2, 2021

rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 March 31, 2021

Windmill

1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.

2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.

"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."

by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023