Intelligence001's definitions

brownout

A serious need to change your pants.

Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.

by Intelligence001 December 27, 2016

QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.

Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

Ignoramus

A total idiot. For instance, looking up "stupid" in the dictionary cuz you don't know what it means.

You are an ignoramus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Short-term memory loss

When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.

I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.

by Intelligence001 June 25, 2016

fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.

Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!

by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Leaves from the vine

Probably the most profoundly saddening song ever written. From Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy, come marching home,
brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

by Intelligence001 June 21, 2020