Intelligence001's definitions

FRIED CHICKEN

Self explanatory. Chicken that's fried in batter. Need I say more?

Fried chicken. Nuff said.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Senpai

He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.

Notice me Senpai! No? Alright, who do I kill next?

by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

delete

The button that only Hillary Clinton can properly use, much to everyone else's disapproval.

Clinton will be the first F president. (that was meant to say female, but someone decided to delete the emale! jajajajajaja!)

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

troll

A person who intentionally acts like an asshole on the internet for his/her own entertainment. Derived from descriptions of creatures of Scandinavian folklore, who would lead people to their death, insanity, or otherwise cause a total social breakdown.

U mad bro?
Quit being a troll.

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

Sweet Roll

Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016