Intelligence001's definitions

the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.

Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.

by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023

laundry

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016

Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.

Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.

by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016

brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-

"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

scots

A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.

Show yer damned respect towards the Scots, or else I'll gut ye with me bare hands, ya wee laddie!

by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017

Frankenstein

A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.

"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."

by Intelligence001 March 11, 2017

Personal Finance

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.

Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016