Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

alwrong

What the word alright is.

The English language is degrading. Let's speak German.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Firefox

An awesome web browser from Mozilla. It was originally derived from Mozilla's (Seamonkey) code, but now has plenty of coding of its own. It supports W3C's standards and is quite secure. Best of all, it doesn't have support for Microsoft's security hole (read: gate for hackers to enter your computer) known as ActiveX, nor does it have most of the problems Internet Explorer has.

Mozilla will pay anyone $500 bucks for volunteering to fix security holes in its software, which is free (yes, as in speech, but also as in beer). That's pretty generous.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005

ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.

1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

alright

1. Illiterate spelling of all right. See alwrong.

2. What someone named Al Right might tack onto his screen names or e-mail addresses.

1. Nobody knows where the braindead "word" alright came from, considering all right is a compound word with an obvious meaning, while words such as altogether and already are completely unrelated.

2. [e-mail]

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Shine Get

An infamous bit of Engrish from the Japanese version of Super Mario Sunshine. It happened to make its way into the English (!!!) version of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

Wouldn't "Got Shine!" have been a better thing for the game to say?

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 9, 2005

Idiot Exploiter

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.

Idiot Exploiter makes Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004