Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

awhile

1. Illiterate spelling of a while.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a while.

1. gime awhile 2 gt mah krak!11111!1!!111

2. Ineedawhiletogetanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.

1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

ß

A German ligature that originally stood for 'sz', but can be transliterated as 'ss'. It is never found in Swiss German. It looks like a B, but sounds like an S. Compare to the boring language known as English, which only has the ligatures Æ and Œ, which are rarely used.

Face it, English is a boring language, and the chance of a cool ligature like ß entering it are zero to one million.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

Idiot Exploiter

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.

Idiot Exploiter makes Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

alright

1. Illiterate spelling of all right. See alwrong.

2. What someone named Al Right might tack onto his screen names or e-mail addresses.

1. Nobody knows where the braindead "word" alright came from, considering all right is a compound word with an obvious meaning, while words such as altogether and already are completely unrelated.

2. [e-mail]

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005