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Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.
If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the Outhouse Expressmug.

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.
Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the Konquerormug.

Firefox

An awesome web browser from Mozilla. It was originally derived from Mozilla's (Seamonkey) code, but now has plenty of coding of its own. It supports W3C's standards and is quite secure. Best of all, it doesn't have support for Microsoft's security hole (read: gate for hackers to enter your computer) known as ActiveX, nor does it have most of the problems Internet Explorer has.
Mozilla will pay anyone $500 bucks for volunteering to fix security holes in its software, which is free (yes, as in speech, but also as in beer). That's pretty generous.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
mugGet the Firefoxmug.

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.
Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
mugGet the yourmug.

ß

A German ligature that originally stood for 'sz', but can be transliterated as 'ss'. It is never found in Swiss German. It looks like a B, but sounds like an S. Compare to the boring language known as English, which only has the ligatures Æ and Œ, which are rarely used.
Face it, English is a boring language, and the chance of a cool ligature like ß entering it are zero to one million.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005
mugGet the ßmug.

ahold

1. Illiterate spelling of a hold.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a hold.
1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111

2. Ican'tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.
mugGet the aholdmug.

Idiot Exploiter

The worst browser ever, invented by Satan himself.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the Idiot Exploitermug.

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