Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Mozilla

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.

Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004

it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004