Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

Konqueror

Open-source browser made by the people who brought us KDE. Safari uses its KHTML engine.

Konqueror could use a Windows version to help crush Internet Explorer.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

awhile

1. Illiterate spelling of a while.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a while.

1. gime awhile 2 gt mah krak!11111!1!!111

2. Ineedawhiletogetanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Mozilla

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.

Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

real

Hillbilly speak for "really".

He'll be here real soon.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 19, 2005