Definitions by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b
it's
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
it's by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
your
The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.
your by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
Mozilla
Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.
Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer
Mozilla by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004
Illiterate Bastards
The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
Illiterate Bastards by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004
AOL
Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
AOL by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
Outhouse Express
If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.
Outhouse Express by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
Idiot Exploiter
Idiot Exploiter by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004